THE ITALIAN MAN OF THE HOUSE

h/t MK

THE ITALIAN MAN OF THE HOUSE 

The Italian man, Joseph (Giuseppe), had just finished reading a new book
entitled,
You Can Be THE MAN of Your House.

 

He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to
know that I am THE MAN of this house and my word is Law. You'll prepare me a
gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you'll serve me a
sumptuous dessert.

After dinner, we're going upstairs
And we'll have the kind of sex that I want.
Afterwards, you're going to draw me a bath so I can relax.
You'll wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you'll massage
my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my
hair?"

His Sicilian wife, Maria replied,
"The fuckin' funeral director would be my first guess