A wife comes home late at night, and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.


From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.


 She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she 


can.


 Leaving the covered bodies groaning, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.


 As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.


 


"Hi Darling", he says,


 "Your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. 


 


Did you say "hello"?