Thursday, May 2, 2013

Documentary 'Aroused' explores what makes women turn to porn careers




http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/05/02/documentary-aroused-explores-what-makes-women-turn-to-porn-careers/


Documentary 'Aroused' explores what makes women turn to porn careers

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Ever wonder what makes young, pretty, "good" girls pursue careers in porn?
So did Deborah Anderson, that's why she made a documentary and fine-art photography book on the subject. "Aroused" opens in select theaters Thursday and is available for download on iTunes. The book is available on Amazon.
Many of the 16 adult-film actresses featured in "Aroused" attended the film's premiere Wednesday night at the Landmark Theatre and hung around afterward to autograph the coffee-table book.
Anderson was inspired to explore these women's stories after casting a porn star in a photo shoot for a magazine. She was struck by the woman's warm personality and her stories of harsh treatment from the public despite contributing to a widely consumed product of a billion-dollar industry.
Porn stars are not failed actresses. They enjoy their work and see off-duty sex as having nothing to do with their day jobs. All have had sexually-transmitted diseases. Most shared concern for how others view their profession and worried whether it could impede future job or romantic prospects.
Anderson said she hopes the book and film will spotlight the humanity of these women and the sensuality of their work.


Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/05/02/documentary-aroused-explores-what-makes-women-turn-to-porn-careers/#ixzz2S9pcFW3c

There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband...

h/t AH






 
A wife comes home late at night, and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.
 She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she 
can.
 Leaving the covered bodies groaning, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
 As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
 
"Hi Darling", he says,
 "Your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. 
 
Did you say "hello"?

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

6 Foot Penis Mascot in San Fran Returns


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6 Foot Penis Mascot in San Fran Returns

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San Francisco may have banned the exposure of genitalia, but that’s not stopping the Department of Public Health from bringing back its giant Healthy Penis. Yes, the beloved six-foot-tall mascot for safe sex is literally coming out of the closet and will be back at parades and other city events – and this time he comes with free penis-shaped stress toys!
Here it is -


The Healthy Penis comes out of retirement


He's back! (Credit: Better World Advertising)
He’s back! (Credit: Better World Advertising)
San Francisco may have banned the exposure of genitalia, but that’s not stopping the Department of Public Health from bringing back its giant Healthy Penis. Yes, the beloved six-foot-tall mascot for safe sex is literally coming out of the closet and will be back at parades and other city events – and this time he comes with free penis-shaped stress toys!
The health department sparked some controversy when it debuted the three characters, all penises but in different hues, back in 2002. But the penis costumes – worn by health department staff and aimed at encouraging gay and bisexual men to get tested for sexually transmitted diseases – became popular and have been copied in San Jose and Cleveland.
The penises went into retirement in 2006, debuted again in 2009, and now are back for a third time to encourage men to get tested for STDs every six months. Those who do get tested will receive a Healthy Penis stress toy and a coupon that looks like a dollar bill – but, of course, with a Healthy Penis in place of George Washington. The coupons can be used for discounts, free coffee and other goodies at 25 local businesses.
Susan Philip, director of STD prevention and control services for the health department, said estimates of HIV incidents in San Francisco are declining – but that gonorrhea, syphilis and chlamydia are on the rise. That’s in large part, she said, because many men choose to have sex with people of the same HIV status as themselves to forgo using condoms. It means they’re not protecting themselves against a host of other STDs.
It’s a serious subject, but Philip said she hopes the funny, eye-catching campaign can bring some attention to the problem.
“It is a light hearted, fun way to talk about an important health issue,” she said. “It sticks with people.”
We’ll say.

THE ITALIAN MAN OF THE HOUSE

h/t MK


THE ITALIAN MAN OF THE HOUSE 
The Italian man, Joseph (Giuseppe), had just finished reading a new book
entitled,
You Can Be THE MAN of Your House.
 

He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to
know that I am THE MAN of this house and my word is Law. You'll prepare me a
gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you'll serve me a
sumptuous dessert.

After dinner, we're going upstairs
And we'll have the kind of sex that I want.
Afterwards, you're going to draw me a bath so I can relax.
You'll wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you'll massage
my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my
hair?"

His Sicilian wife, Maria replied,
"The fuckin' funeral director would be my first guess
 

Friday, April 19, 2013

SELF EXAMINATION FOR ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE

h/t MK



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SELF EXAMINATION FOR ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE
....It takes less than 15 seconds....

If you are over 45 yrs. old, you SHOULD take this Alzheimer's Test.
How fast can you guess these words and fill-in the blanks?
1. _ _NDOM
2. F_ _K
3. P_N_S
4. PU_S_
5. S_X
6. BOO_S
Answers:
1. RANDOM
2. FORK
3. PANTS
4. PULSE
5. SIX
6. BOOKS
You got all 6 wrong....didn't you? --- You do NOT have Alzheimer's.
But you are a Pervert.

Thursday, April 18, 2013

***EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY***

h/t BR




***EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY*** 
 

The term
 "Nigger Rigged" is absolutely no longer acceptable..
 

You will now refer to it, as a
"Presidential Solution."
 

 Sounds good to me!!!!

Monday, April 15, 2013

Abortionist Slit Necks of Born Babies in Front of Teenager; Told Assistant: 'That's What You Call a Chicken With Its Head Cut Off'








Abortionist Slit Necks of Born Babies in Front of Teenager; Told Assistant: 'That's What You Call a Chicken With Its Head Cut Off'

April 13, 2013
baby
(AP Photo)
[Editor's note: This story includes a graphic photograph, taken from a grand jury report, that shows a murdered baby with its spinal chord severed.]
(CNSnews.com) - According to a Pennsylvania grand jury, Dr. Kermit Gosnell, the wealthy Philadelphia abortionist now on trial for seven counts of murdering babies who had survived his late-term abortions, repeatedly sliced the necks of born babies in front of a teenage employee, and once told his long-time assistant (the teenager's mother) that a writhing born baby whose neck he had just severed was like a "chicken with its head cut off."
"Ashley Baldwin also saw Gosnell slice the neck of moving and breathing babies," said the report of the grand jury that recommended charging Gosnell with multiple counts of murder.
Baldwin's mother, Tina, worked for nine years as Gosnell's assistant. The teenager herself went to work for the abortionist when she was a 15-year-old high school sophomore.
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Baby Boy B, with slit neck, discovered by police at the abortion office of Dr. Kermit Gosnell, the Women's Medical Society in West Philadelphia, Pa. (Photo: Grand Jury Report.)
"Although Ashley was just a teenager and still in high school, Gosnell had her assisting with procedures, performing ultrasounds, intravenously sedating patients, and assisting patients as they delivered in Gosnell’s absence," said the report. "Gosnell claimed to her mother that allowing the teen to essentially practice medicine was legal, through a 'grandfather clause' which permitted him to train workers and avoid certification requirements. Ashley worked as much as 50 hours a week, into the early morning hours, while a full-time high school student."
On multiple occassions, this teenage girl saw the abortionist slit the necks of living babies after they had been born.
"When asked how many times Ashley had observed babies being delivered that were moving or breathing or crying and the doctor cut the neck, she answered: 'Most of the second tris that were over 20 weeks,'" said the report. "She said this happened probably dozens of times, maybe more. She described at least 10 babies as big enough to buy clothes for, to dress, and to take care of."
In her grand jury testimony, Ashley Badlwin had the following exchange:
Question: "And what happened to those ten babies that came out from their mother, that were big enough that you could put clothes on and take home and take care of, that moved around, what did you see happen to them?"
Ashley Baldwin: "He killed them."
Question: "Who killed them?
Ashley Baldwin: "Doc."
Question: "How did he kill them?"
Ashley Baldwin: "He cut the back of the neck."
The teenager told the grand jury that Gosnell told her this was normal.
Ashley's mother, Gosnell's longtime assistant, told the grand jury about a gruesome remark Gosnell made after severing the neck of a baby that had survived one of his abortions.
"Tina Baldwin," said the report, "told the jurors that Gosnell once joked about a baby that was writhing as he cut its neck: 'That’s what you call a chicken with its head cut off.'"
The grand jury charged both Tina Baldwin and Gosnell with corrupting the morals of a minor for their treatment of Ashley.
"We charge Gosnell and Tina Baldwin, his employee, with corrupting the morals of a minor," said the report. "Gosnell hired Tina’s 15-year-old daughter as a staff member. She was required to work 50-hour weeks, starting after school until past midnight, during which she was exposed to the full horrors of Gosnell’s practice. Bad enough that he expected grown-ups to do it."

Teenage Girls on Trial in Canada for Running Prostitution Rin




http://theothermccain.com/2013/04/14/teenage-girls-on-trial-in-canada-for-running-prostitution-ring/


Teenage Girls on Trial in Canada for Running Prostitution Ring

Posted on | April 14, 2013 | 9 Comments and 0 Reactions

You think kids are bad in America? In Ottawa, three teenage girls are accused of running a prostitution ring that victimized nine other girls, some as young as 13:
The three Ottawa girls, two who were 15 and one who was 16 when they were arrested, have pleaded not guilty to a total of 74 charges that include:
Human trafficking.
Abduction.
Procuring for prostitution.
Forcible confinement.
Robbery.
Sexual assault.
Assault.
Uttering threats.
Printing and publishing child pornography.
It took about 20 minutes to read the charges on the trial’s first day.
How bad was it? Here are just a few paragraphs from a news article in the Ottawa Citizen:
The two accused 15-year-olds also provided alcohol and marijuana to a 14- and 15-year-old. The 14-year-old remembered being passed out in a bathtub and was photographed naked; the 15-year-old was taken to a basement where her clothes were ripped off and she was photographed nude and in her underwear, Lalande alleged.
The 15-year-old victim was also beaten so badly that her injuries were still visible in police photographs weeks later.
“Ain’t no problem like a hoe problem,” tweeted one of the 15-year-old accused that night. “I’ve got hoe problemssss.”
In earlier Tweets, the same 15-year-old accused claimed she was the “female bill gates.”
“I’m getting to tha money, n tha money getting to me,” she boasted. . . .
Ottawa police Det. Carolyn Botting testified police found clothes, a resumé and other belongings from one of the complainants in the bedroom of one of the 15-year-old accused.
The purple walls were covered with messages written in marker, including “sex is like chocolate” and “money over everything $.”
From the feminist blog Jezebel:
The accused allegedly used social media to lure their victims to an apartment in  a social housing complex, according to evidence obtained from the girls’ phones  and computers. Once the victims arrived, they would strip them, steal their  belongings, and then photograph them, beating them if they didn’t comply. The  accused would then force them, through threats or physical coercion, to meet  with johns. At least two of the victims were raped by johns . . .
Samantha Escobar at The Gloss notes that “the teen pimps’ identities were an ‘open secret,’ meaning hundreds of other teens knew  about the violence and assaults.” Escobar is amazed that these Canadian girls didn’t seem to know right from wrong, as if we didn’t have any problem like that in America, and not just with teenage girls.

Friday, April 12, 2013

New Pet - Talking Centipede




http://www.bigfun.be/Jokes/New+Pet.htm

New Pet

  Talking Centipede   (toegevoegd: 12/04/2013 08:10) - Quotering bezoekers:

After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede, which came in a little white box to use for his house.

He took the box back home, found a good spot for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the pub for a drink with him.

So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go down the pub with me today? We will have a good time."

But there was no answer from his new pet.

This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked again, "How about going down the pub with me?"

But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.

The guy decided to invite the centipede one last time.

This time he put his face up against the centipede's box and shouted, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to the pub with me?"

This time, a little voice came out of the box, "I heard you the first time! I'm putting my fucking shoes on!"